Underdressed Champion Gifts

"Oh, quit looking so uncomfortable! It's a pool party! You can't wear a cape and formal wear to a pool party."

"How should we divide the teams?"

Tiger Costume

'Have you considered the career enhancement opportunities of giving birth in your lunch hour?'

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

Published but unread poet.

Stop the big guy!

Skateboard Olympics.

Netflix and chill?

I am the cute blue bear

Balloons vs. Rockets

Superman charades

Your library book is overdue.

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

"I wouldn't have smacked you on the butt if I'd known your light saber was in your back pocket."

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

"Just when the glass ceiling's become the glass floor we have to worry about upskirting."

"Yes. I think I've got enough for a man bun."

'We're not all that strict up here, but we DO ask that you comply with the dress code!'

"Do you want to come in for a s**g?"

The Origin of Laundry Day

Resistance.

"Some people think I'm just a little girl...but they're wrong! I'm a woman on my way up!"

'I think I can...'

There's a time and a place for the 'boxers vs. briefs' debate.'

'Let me guess, a graduate of the 'school of hard knocks'?'

"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week."

New Abortion Laws

Dear Prince - slayed dragon myself.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. II - The Dining-room.

"I won't be in today, I've got a swollen joint."

"Sorry you can't go in...no ties allowed"

Hot enough for you?

It's the same thing season after season. We just can't compete with the large-market teams.

"This place was a lot more fun before the dress code."