Sleepless Champion Gifts

"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

This coffee can keep you up

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

What are you doing up, mom? Big meeting tomorrow. Must be prepared. It's one a.m.! Go to bed, young lady. You need your sleep. It must be late. I heard my voice coming out of your mouth. Scary!

You're supposed to read him a bedtime story at HIS bedtime.

Wide-awake.

"Your 2 am is here."

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"I'm bored."

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

Yawn

"Tomorrow we go back to the hospital and replace him with a quieter model!"

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

"I'll get you a drink of water, but next time, call Dad, not room service."

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he get six hours of sleep or only five?'"

"But I dreamed I was awake all night."

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

Woah! Are you going to work like that, mom? Like what? Your mascara's all smeared around your eyes. Ok! Ok! Sorry. What was that about? She's not wearing mascara.

Whack Your Alarm Clock