Lazy Champion Gifts

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

LAY ZEE FUK

Wordplay: Hibernation.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

A Golden Non-Retriever

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"Fridge-to-table"

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

Exercise vs Laxative.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Eventual Motion Machine

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

The Sedentary Dead.

Skateboard Olympics.

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

Spoiled Cat.

Woman walking sausage dog.

How cats play fetch.

Couch potato thinks: 'This sure beats having a life.'

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

"What's on the Bear Channel?"

"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."

"Believing life begins at 40, Dave decided to take it easy for the first 39."

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"