Lazy Champion Gifts

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

LAY ZEE FUK

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

A Golden Non-Retriever

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"Fridge-to-table"

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

Exercise vs Laxative.

Eventual Motion Machine

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Skateboard Olympics.

The Sedentary Dead.

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

Woman walking sausage dog.

Couch potato thinks: 'This sure beats having a life.'

Spoiled Cat.

How cats play fetch.

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

"What's on the Bear Channel?"

"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."

"Believing life begins at 40, Dave decided to take it easy for the first 39."

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"