Sleepless Champion Prints

"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'

This coffee can keep you up

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"Your 2 am is here."

Wide-awake.

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."

"I'm bored."

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"

"Tomorrow we go back to the hospital and replace him with a quieter model!"

Yawn

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

"I'll get you a drink of water, but next time, call Dad, not room service."

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he get six hours of sleep or only five?'"

"But I dreamed I was awake all night."

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

Whack Your Alarm Clock

'Your 'power nap' is somewhat undermined by Mr Cuddles.'