Sleepless Superhero Gifts

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Tired Barbie

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

There Are Two Rules to Baby Club......

'Yawn! I'll toss you to see who goes...'

'What makes you think that he doesn't want you?'

No Action Comics

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"I'm bored."

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

"Tomorrow we go back to the hospital and replace him with a quieter model!"

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."