Sleepless Superhero Pillows

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Tired Barbie

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

'What makes you think that he doesn't want you?'

There Are Two Rules to Baby Club......

'Yawn! I'll toss you to see who goes...'

No Action Comics

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

"I'm bored."

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."

"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."

"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"

"Tomorrow we go back to the hospital and replace him with a quieter model!"

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'