Sleep-deprived Superhero Gifts

"Oooglie oooglie googlie googlie..." "Who is this person? Where's the one with the milk?"

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

Rings Beneath Parent's Eyes.

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Tired Barbie

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

The next fast train has gone.

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'Yawn! I'll toss you to see who goes...'

There Are Two Rules to Baby Club......

"Today is my second birthday and I wanted to let you know that I intend to take full advantage of my terrible twos!"

'What makes you think that he doesn't want you?'

No Action Comics

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

"Did he sleep through the night again?"