Overworked Superhero Gifts

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

In basket-case.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

Work Slave

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

What Do Doctors Dream About?

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

The Housewife

Twisted Peel works overtime.

The next fast train has gone.

'The boss is taking me along for a working vacation. I'll be doing his work while he has fun.'

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

'I'm working about 85 cups of coffee a week. Why do you ask?'

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

"With great power comes great, great stress."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

Burn out

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"