Overworked Office Hero Gifts

'We've listened to staff concerns about the need for more training.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Working hours.

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

Work Slave

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

In - Out - Pending.

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"He excels at putting out fires."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

"Sure I can make that deadline."

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

"I'm going in."

The Boss.

'I'm a wife, a daughter, a working mother...and you're asking me if I can MULTI-TASK???'

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."