Sleep-deprived Champ Gifts

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he get six hours of sleep or only five?'"

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Tired Barbie

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

There Are Two Rules to Baby Club......

'What makes you think that he doesn't want you?'

"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

Crying parent holds crying baby.

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

"What time should we wake him for breakfast?"

"I'll get you a drink of water, but next time, call Dad, not room service."

"Oops! Sorry! Clocks forward, clocks back, immigration,migration. . . I never know whether I'm coming or going!"

"Having fun there little guy?"

"Oooglie oooglie googlie googlie..." "Who is this person? Where's the one with the milk?"

'Your 'power nap' is somewhat undermined by Mr Cuddles.'

'Why George, why?'

'And don't bother your father. He tossed and turned all winter.'

Rings beneath your eyes mean that you have children.

Rings Beneath Parent's Eyes.