Champion Of The Underprivileged Gifts

"Racked with guilt, eh, J.B.?"

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Voltaire

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Pearly King and Queen

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Movember

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

Flag bearers

Candidate Emmer explains lowering food servers wages.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

Beggar tosses money to the 1%.

"What are you going to do about so many people living below the poverty line?''

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

Darfur is ignored by politicians.

"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?"

Anti-immigrant discourse

"What are we doing wrong?"

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...