Special Needs Champion Gifts

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Pearly King and Queen

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Movember

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Candidate Emmer explains lowering food servers wages.

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

Flag bearers

Beggar tosses money to the 1%.

"What are you going to do about so many people living below the poverty line?''

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?"

Darfur is ignored by politicians.

"What are we doing wrong?"

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'