Special Needs Gifts

'Under-achiever, special needer, aspergers, remedial reader, hyperactive, maladjusted, eating disorder, obese.'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

"My special power is supervision."

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

Prosthetic snake.

Scrabble for dyslectics

'He has a learning disorder.'

'Once upon a time...'

Dislecksick Sipport Grewp.h

'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'

'The health plate is low in sodium, cholesterol, and sugar -- the downside is that it's high in styrofoam.'

"Gold ... Frankincense ... Myrrh ... why wouldn't wise men bring diapers?"

A Welcome mat words mixed up at the Dyslexic Clinic

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

'Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is perfect for them.'

'I had it for lunch.'

'It's wheat-free, dairy-free, fat-free, nut-free, sugar-free and salt-free...enjoy!

Applying skills in teaching special needs students to dealing with colleagues.

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

'Don't know what else to do. The medication obviously isn't working.'

"My child has special wants."

Dyslexia supprot staff

Handicapped Accessible Hydrant

Asparagus Syndrome.

Guide dogs for the deaf

School for the Blind and School for the Inattentive.

'Well, since you're so picky: Why don't you choose the restaurant'

'How do you know I have a learning disability?- Maybe you have a teaching disability!'

I'll trade you a gluten-Free Sandwich for lactose-free milk.

'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.'

"Do you mind if I call you 'Rayna the Robot?'"