Special Needs Navigator Gifts

"My child has special wants."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

A Preschool of Fish

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Lost around a military base.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

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"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

Babies

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

You Know You're Old When...

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

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