Special Needs Navigator Pillows

"My child has special wants."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

A Preschool of Fish

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Lost around a military base.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

Recalculating!

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

Babies

You Know You're Old When...

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

You Are Here

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

2Recalculating..."