Travel Navigator Pillows

'GPS! GPS!'

'By the Grace of God...Look a sign!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

'Are we there yet?'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The Fast Lane.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"I am not asking for directions."

Titanic: How's my steering.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Battery Lighthouse

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Fishing direction sign.

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'So much for your internal compass.'