Disorder Champion Gifts

'Don't straighten up the mess on my desk... you'll goof up my system.'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Human rights

It's A Breeze

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

The bankruptcy sale at the Entropy Institute was going to more difficult than Dave thought it'd be.

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

Down with Negativism!

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

'So, who's not a happy bunny?'

Psychiatric Centre/Vaccination Centre

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Weight of the world on your shoulders.

Workplace bullying.

Celebrity Anorexics

Covid Duel

Barrett - rushed majority

Captain's Log: Day 3 of Polly's cracker detox was a tough one...

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Writer's Block

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Mike, did you just call me the B-Word, you fatherless good-for-nothing piece of excrement?'

"You're doing a great job as a corporate psychiatrist, but would you please keep your hands off the workaholics."

I am ready for my wine.

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

'I remember when you were this high!'

"I've just had a meeting with your wife, lovely woman."

'You should treat yourself more often. But don't take my word for it, ask any good salesperson.'

"I just get the feeling nobody cares what I have to say."

"It's your neurosis, you face it."