Disorder Champion Mugs

'Don't straighten up the mess on my desk... you'll goof up my system.'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Human rights

It's A Breeze

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

The bankruptcy sale at the Entropy Institute was going to more difficult than Dave thought it'd be.

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Weight of the world on your shoulders.

Psychiatric Centre/Vaccination Centre

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

Down with Negativism!

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

'So, who's not a happy bunny?'

Workplace bullying.

Celebrity Anorexics

Captain's Log: Day 3 of Polly's cracker detox was a tough one...

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Mike, did you just call me the B-Word, you fatherless good-for-nothing piece of excrement?'

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

Covid Duel

Writer's Block

Barrett - rushed majority

"You're doing a great job as a corporate psychiatrist, but would you please keep your hands off the workaholics."

I am ready for my wine.

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

"I've just had a meeting with your wife, lovely woman."

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

House with Children - There's my toothbrush!

"I just get the feeling nobody cares what I have to say."

"It's your neurosis, you face it."