"Here comes crazy old cousin Harriett, who scratches in all the wrong spots."
Unconventional Habit Observer Gifts
If you’re fascinated by unusual habits and behaviors, our collection of playful and thoughtful products is perfect for the unconventional habit observer. These items blend humor with insight, making them ideal for anyone who likes to notice the little quirks that others often miss. Whether it's for yourself or a fellow enthusiast, these gifts bring a smile and a sense of camaraderie for those who appreciate the art of observing life's oddities.
"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"
"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."
Dog Park / Cat Park
"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."
Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.
Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'
'It's almost as if they knew!'
"What? Don't yuck my yum!"
The life of penguins.
"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"
Hyenas as Pets
The revenge of Russell
'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'
"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."
"Teach me not to care."
"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."
FISH ESCAPE.
The point in every relationship, when annoying habits become intolerable...
"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."
A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.
People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten
"Bad dog!"
"Looks like Bob is leading the flock again!"
House cats touring the African safari.
"I think she's really into you."
'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'
'Huh! Nobody home!'
'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'
You're right. It's not fear I smell but angst with a hint of regret.
"Freud said love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness, but human mess is equally true."
"Eventually I'd like to settle down and start a few dozen families."
"Trick or treat, mouse!"
"Your hissing isn't scary enough. It sounds like white noise."
"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."
Unconventional Habit Observer Gifts Collection
Unconventional Habit Observer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the unconventional habit observer. Perfect for starting conversations and adding humor to their morning routine.
Unconventional Habit Observer Pillows
Discover pillows that bring humor and personality to any room—ideal for the unique habits observer with a love for quirky decor.
Unconventional Habit Observer Prints
Browse art prints that highlight the charm of unconventional habits. Perfect for decorating a space with personality and wit.
Unconventional Habit Observer T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts designed for those who love to observe life's quirks. Great for casual wear and sparking interesting conversations.