Unconventional Habit Observer T-Shirts

"Here comes crazy old cousin Harriett, who scratches in all the wrong spots."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

The life of penguins.

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

Hyenas as Pets

The revenge of Russell

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"Teach me not to care."

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.

The point in every relationship, when annoying habits become intolerable...

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"Bad dog!"

"Looks like Bob is leading the flock again!"

House cats touring the African safari.

"I think she's really into you."

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

'Huh! Nobody home!'

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

You're right. It's not fear I smell but angst with a hint of regret.

"Freud said love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness, but human mess is equally true."

"Eventually I'd like to settle down and start a few dozen families."

"Trick or treat, mouse!"

"Your hissing isn't scary enough. It sounds like white noise."

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."