Unbeliever Gifts

"...and they still believe in that so and so in the sky...haven't they seen the Universe in HD?"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

Welcome: Skeptics Society

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Dustbin monster.

"Fit the reality to our statistics!"

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

'...and then these two-eyed creatures took me from my spaceship to a four-wheeled vehicle. Nobody believes me. But you do, don't you doc?'

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"If only you knew. . ."

"There was this thing in the sky, and they shot me with this dart, and I couldn't move, and they did some experiments and then they left! I swear!!"

'Your resume certainly includes a lot of UFO abductions....'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

'We bring you proof that 'Bigfoot' exists.'

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

"Oh my God! Tinyfoot does exist!"

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

See Your Aura $5. . .Smell Your Aura

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

'You know I support diversity in our curriculum, but UFO studies?!'

"RIP Cup Cake, our beloved kitty"

'Do you believe in humans?'

Merged Afterlives

Attorneys: Abducted by aliens? You may be entitled to compensation...