Non-believer Gifts

"Michael Sherlock once said: 'Religion isn't about peace, love, or the betterment of our species, it's about power and control. Religion uses fear to control and milk its flocks. Fear of God. Fear of the Devil. Fear of death. Fear of being seen as deviant for expressing non-belief. Fear of social sanctions and in some countries, fear of legal sanctions. Fear is a powerful tool to manipulate the masses and religion has mastered its employment.' ..."

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"Fit the reality to our statistics!"

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

Atheism inc. - A Not-For-Prophet Organisation

"You're definitely descended from the apes. I'm descended from Adam and Eve."

"Keep your chin up."

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, I'm here to share a brief Bible message with you about the good news of God's Kingdom."

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

"Of course this is the simplified version."

The Big Bang - Preachers.

'What do you mean 'don't expect miracles'? Why shouldn't I expect miracles?'

'We're wavering between 'undecided' and 'no opinion.'

Pinocchio auditions for a boyband.

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary - Digitally Mixed - Any drink stirred without the use of a spoon, swizzle stick or any other tool/utensil.

"Do you offer a warranty?"

"Do you really believe, Gerald?"

"It's a hoax!!!!"

"Atheist are hard to recruit! They hate foxholes!"

"Yeah, I'm an atheist-and a damn good one."

"...and they still believe in that so and so in the sky...haven't they seen the Universe in HD?"

'The fact is, I feel pretty good about myself.' 'You're kidding, right?'

"Guess who has two thumbs and did not waste HIS Sunday morning listening to lies."

'It's a state of mind issue: If you believe in yourself, like I do, you can learn new tricks...'