Self-believer Gifts

'The fact is, I feel pretty good about myself.' 'You're kidding, right?'

'It's a state of mind issue: If you believe in yourself, like I do, you can learn new tricks...'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

Don't Take No For an Answer

Not The Real Me

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I throw myself a parade."

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

'Guaranteed! By the end of the summer he'll be so self-reliant that you can cancel his allowance.'

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

'Are we birds? Are these wings? Well, let's get rid of this idea that we can't fly!'

Guardian Angels and Operations

The power of positive affirmations

"I believe in you!"

"Aw, geeze. Forty nine years of bad luck."

"Call it vanity, call it narcissism, call it egomania. I love you."

"Be right in, I just brought my lucky chair."

'Breaking news, this morning the Ravens flew away from the Tower of London...'

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

Man pulling UHAUL truck himself.

"Misses 100% of the shots he does take. Still loves hockey."

Everyone treads on the cracks sometimes, Arnold...

"Some people think I'm just a little girl...but they're wrong! I'm a woman on my way up!"

"Michael Sherlock once said: 'Religion isn't about peace, love, or the betterment of our species, it's about power and control. Religion uses fear to control and milk its flocks. Fear of God. Fear of the Devil. Fear of death. Fear of being seen as deviant for expressing non-belief. Fear of social sanctions and in some countries, fear of legal sanctions. Fear is a powerful tool to manipulate the masses and religion has mastered its employment.' ..."