Self-believer T-Shirts

'The fact is, I feel pretty good about myself.' 'You're kidding, right?'

'It's a state of mind issue: If you believe in yourself, like I do, you can learn new tricks...'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

Don't Take No For an Answer

Not The Real Me

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

'Guaranteed! By the end of the summer he'll be so self-reliant that you can cancel his allowance.'

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I throw myself a parade."

Ray Charles

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

'Are we birds? Are these wings? Well, let's get rid of this idea that we can't fly!'

Guardian Angels and Operations

"Call it vanity, call it narcissism, call it egomania. I love you."

"I believe in you!"

The power of positive affirmations

"Aw, geeze. Forty nine years of bad luck."

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

'Breaking news, this morning the Ravens flew away from the Tower of London...'

"Be right in, I just brought my lucky chair."

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

Denying Reality Is Bipartisan

Man pulling UHAUL truck himself.

National Fat Man Thong Competition

Everyone treads on the cracks sometimes, Arnold...

"I'm chasing success the old fashioned way. By hoping for a miracle."