Twit And Tweet Pillows

The Proust of Twitter

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Ornithologist

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

The twittering president.