Twincidence Enthusiast Pillows

'Andrew! You never told me you had a twin!'

Tiny Visions

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Romulus (left) and Remus

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'Yes, I would like to go on a second honeymoon, provided it was with my second husband!'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

That's Roderick Sloan, the Alvin Meriwether professor of business administration, and with him is Alvin Meriwether, the Roderick Sloan professor of economics.

Twins

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"But he's no longer with us."

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

Twins

'Make it a quadruple.'

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

'A1 Hammocks Ltd.'

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.