Coincidence Enthusiasts Pillows

'A1 Hammocks Ltd.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Tiny Visions

"Surprise!"

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'Heads we declare bankruptcy, tails we try to buy out a profitable megacorp...'

"A possible eureka."

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Ironically, it was the team member known only as 'Gur' who found the missing link...

"Woof"

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Leaving America to chance, the USA being eaten by a die

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

The laws of physics are the same everywhere - illustrated by Newton's apple affected by gravity

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

'Well, on the bright side, we DID manage to keep it a surprise.'

"Yeah, but before he snapped he wasn't having any fun at all."

Happy Birthday MUM!

Eureka or else! The management

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...