Coincidence Enthusiasts Pillows

'A1 Hammocks Ltd.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Tiny Visions

"Surprise!"

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'Heads we declare bankruptcy, tails we try to buy out a profitable megacorp...'

"A possible eureka."

"Woof"

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

Ironically, it was the team member known only as 'Gur' who found the missing link...

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Leaving America to chance, the USA being eaten by a die

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

The laws of physics are the same everywhere - illustrated by Newton's apple affected by gravity

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'Well, on the bright side, we DID manage to keep it a surprise.'

Eureka or else! The management

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

Happy Birthday MUM!

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...