Coincidence Collector Pillows

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

'If it wasn't a conspiracy, how come Lee Harvey Oswald is named after two rabbits?'

"Marty? Is that you? Marty Schneider? What are the chances we'd be swallowed by the same whale?"

Interdisciplinary studies.

Before the Internet

Tiny Visions

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

The Month of July

Odd Spas

Funky Facts: Elephants.

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

Florida Golf.

The Butlers Ball.

"No you idiot! I said to get a brain, not bran cereal!"

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

"We never have any activities that make for cute anecdotes anymore."

Oxymorons

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

"Baxter, I'm doing an online course in delegating and I want you to sit the exam for me."

'We're going to have to pass on the painting - but we'll take a case of this wine!'

'A1 Hammocks Ltd.'

'Hi, Honey, I'm homicide...'

'I've recently discovered that there's never been a hurricane named after me. See to it that the next one is.'

"We'd like to go somewhere that will provide us with a rich source of after dinner anecdotes!"

Cash Machine pulls a face at a customer.

"Now remember, you guys, this news must not get out - we don't want to start a global panic."

PERSONNEL, 'This is terribly embarrassing -- I've been married so many times, I've forgotten my maiden name.'

"The 10-week course costs $600 and takes an hour and a half to complete."