Conference Collector Pillows

"I'm reading the notes I took six years ago for the first time."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Inclusive speech

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Nuts to you, too."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

Conference Pears

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'And in conclusion.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

'Try his land line.'

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

'Let me present today's speaker.'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...