Coincidences Pillows

Tiny Visions

The Beginning of One of Those Days

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

Newton discovers surrealism

Statue of Christopher Columbus

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"You must be joking, it’s my ex — what are the odds?"

'A1 Hammocks Ltd.'

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

Unaware Fishermen have just hooked King Neptune by the nose with one of their fishing lure lines.

'I did it at the skill centre'

'If it wasn't a conspiracy, how come Lee Harvey Oswald is named after two rabbits?'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'The golf balls you found by the lake are hatching.'

'Andrew! You never told me you had a twin!'

'She says she got into it back at a carnival in Johnstown, Pennsylvania!'

"The plumber is here."

"Of COURSE I run into the cute guy the day I just rolled out of bed but didn't roll in something smelly yet."

"Mister Bones?!"

"Marty? Is that you? Marty Schneider? What are the chances we'd be swallowed by the same whale?"

"Check it out! That girl is hooooot!"

'A lot of times I'll look at the clock and it'll be 6:05 . . . that's five minutes past dinnertime.'