Coincidence Collector Gifts

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

'If it wasn't a conspiracy, how come Lee Harvey Oswald is named after two rabbits?'

"Marty? Is that you? Marty Schneider? What are the chances we'd be swallowed by the same whale?"

Interdisciplinary studies.

Before the Internet

Tiny Visions

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

The Month of July

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Funky Facts: Elephants.

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

Odd Spas

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

Florida Golf.

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

The Butlers Ball.

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

"No you idiot! I said to get a brain, not bran cereal!"

"We never have any activities that make for cute anecdotes anymore."

TV Zoo Trivia

Oxymorons

"Baxter, I'm doing an online course in delegating and I want you to sit the exam for me."

'We're going to have to pass on the painting - but we'll take a case of this wine!'

'A1 Hammocks Ltd.'

What are the odds? I'm listening to Ennio Morricone right now, too!

'Hi, Honey, I'm homicide...'

"We'd like to go somewhere that will provide us with a rich source of after dinner anecdotes!"

Cash Machine pulls a face at a customer.

Wow. I'm made up of around seven octillion atoms, my head has about 100,000 hairs, and I'll produce approximately 10,00 gallons of saliva in a lifetime. No wonder my doctor want to get some of my numbers down. Odd Facts.

'I've recently discovered that there's never been a hurricane named after me. See to it that the next one is.'