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'Andrew! You never told me you had a twin!'

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"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Romulus (left) and Remus

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'Yes, I would like to go on a second honeymoon, provided it was with my second husband!'

That's Roderick Sloan, the Alvin Meriwether professor of business administration, and with him is Alvin Meriwether, the Roderick Sloan professor of economics.

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"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

We contend that the boy cried wolf too many times, leaving my client no choice but to eat him.

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."

"But he's no longer with us."

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

Slim's Baroque-Bach Saloon. I know you love classical music, Slim, but

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

'A1 Hammocks Ltd.'

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

'Make it a quadruple.'

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They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?