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'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

$1: Family Secrets

Tiny Visions

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Board Game Hunter

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

Books / Coffee table books

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

Redecorating Easter Island.

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

'Well, it's about time!'

My first mistake.

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

"I'd love to chat, Dave, but unless it's high-powered, high-quality, high-finance, high-tech chat, I just don't have the time."

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

Undertaker's Flower Box.

"My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me."

My own museum.

"I'd love to share these with you, but I'd never forgive myself if you got tooth decay."

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

"Instead of 'It sucks' you should say, 'It doesn't speak to me.'"

Private View.

The passage of time.

'That brush - how many dpi?'

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

Haile Selassie

"I hear he has more than bones buried."

Leo Brouwer

The Evolution Of Manhood