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'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

$1: Family Secrets

Tiny Visions

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

Books / Coffee table books

Redecorating Easter Island.

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Well, it's about time!'

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

My first mistake.

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

"I'd love to chat, Dave, but unless it's high-powered, high-quality, high-finance, high-tech chat, I just don't have the time."

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

Undertaker's Flower Box.

My own museum.

"My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me."

"I'd love to share these with you, but I'd never forgive myself if you got tooth decay."

"Instead of 'It sucks' you should say, 'It doesn't speak to me.'"

The passage of time.

'That brush - how many dpi?'

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

Haile Selassie

Private View.

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

"I hear he has more than bones buried."

The Evolution Of Manhood

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."