Twilight Adventurer Gifts

A drive in the park

The last run of the day.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Tommy!"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Hugh fans!"

Time Machine Collision

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Playground Pipe Dreams

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Igloo for birds.

Parking meter on the moon.

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Sleeping Beauty.

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

The lonely figure

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'Outside with that!'

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

Witch dice.

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."