Tv Trial Enthusiast Gifts

"Can I have a change of venue to another media judge on another network?"

Trial by Media

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Television Readers.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

TV jester.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

TV-Man

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Big screen TV.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Which news channel should we watch?"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"You can't plead cute."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."