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"Can I have a change of venue to another media judge on another network?"

Trial by Media

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Television Readers.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

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"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

TV-Man

TV jester.

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Big screen TV.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Which news channel should we watch?"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"You can't plead cute."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

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