Tv Time Humor Gifts

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

Watchdog

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

Golf - "Are you new to the game?"

"The viewers seem to be sated with stupid shows, senseless movies and embarrassing celebs. That's why our black screen has got the best viewing figures!"

'The programs have improved, but now the commercials are getting violent.'

'You dropped your day planner.'

"You can't beat Channel 5's sport coverage."

"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

"That was a Salchow. With Axels, they fall on their buns."

'You're sitting in her chair,vicar!'

Giant cat sleeps on a building

'That fugitive looks just like our financial advisor.'

'Shark!'

"I'm not into health foods. I need all the preservatives I can get."

Skeleton on an out of order escalator.

'I've never killed a deer before but I'll take a shot at it.'

'Cereal's not all that expensive -- why is everybody always trying to steal it?'

"Canned food, canned music, canned laughs. Yes we can."

"Some times you just got to know when to shut your blow hole."

"I'm not feeling so good. I think I've got long Covid."

'The set has to go into the shop for a shop for a few days. We're going with it.'

'We always watch your programs!'

"Is that how yo do the Vulcan nerve grip?" "No, it's rheumatoid athritis."

Big bird atop 18th hole flag on golf course.

"Personally, I can see what all the fuss is about - it's only a game."

Oh no, it's some kind of mass grave

'I'd give anything to know where Harry hides his poker winnings!'

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