Tv Time Humor Prints

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

Watchdog

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

"The viewers seem to be sated with stupid shows, senseless movies and embarrassing celebs. That's why our black screen has got the best viewing figures!"

'You dropped your day planner.'

'The programs have improved, but now the commercials are getting violent.'

"You can't beat Channel 5's sport coverage."

"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

Giant cat sleeps on a building

'You're sitting in her chair,vicar!'

"That was a Salchow. With Axels, they fall on their buns."

'That fugitive looks just like our financial advisor.'

"I'm not into health foods. I need all the preservatives I can get."

'Shark!'

'I've never killed a deer before but I'll take a shot at it.'

Skeleton on an out of order escalator.

"Some times you just got to know when to shut your blow hole."

"Canned food, canned music, canned laughs. Yes we can."

'Cereal's not all that expensive -- why is everybody always trying to steal it?'

"I'm not feeling so good. I think I've got long Covid."

'We always watch your programs!'

'The set has to go into the shop for a shop for a few days. We're going with it.'

"Is that how yo do the Vulcan nerve grip?" "No, it's rheumatoid athritis."

Big bird atop 18th hole flag on golf course.

Oh no, it's some kind of mass grave

'It's on the Religion Channel.'

At last, a reality show that actually has some basis in reality!

'I'd give anything to know where Harry hides his poker winnings!'