Tv Talent Show Lover Pillows

'He's supposed to be the greatest escapologist ever to be on television.'

Trial by Media

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Spoiler alert."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'I'm a star!'

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Menopause and the City

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Oscars

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Clownton Abbey

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

"Lenders are a lot more cautious about 'interest free' mortgages these days. "

Good Morning Britain

Magician creates magic square

'The records show, I took the blows and did it, the way of whatever sheep happened to be in my way.'

Alan Davies.

"Last night we watched three movies back to back. I was the one facing the telly."

"Yes, Your Honor, I'm Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

Sue Perkins

Bunny TV.

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

Morgan Freeman

"Hi, we're Intensive Care Bears."

"Anything in Mr, Rogers' neighborhood?"