Tv Show Mega-fan Pillows

"Well, it's about time!!!"

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

Gangsta wrap.

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

Escaping a desert island

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

Ostrich TV.

'According to this list, this list is ranked #4 on the greatest lists of all time.'

Soccer Fans.

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'If we lose the malpractice lawsuit, we can always sell it to the Bloopers Channel.'

"All I said was, do we have to watch your telenovela tonight."

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

"Stop saying 'fire bad' — it's the sun!"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

"This i why I always dress in bright colors."

Banana Ballet