Tv Show Mega-fan Gifts

"Well, it's about time!!!"

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

Clive Anderson

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

Gangsta wrap.

"OMG! A portal to another panel."

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

"And yet, I too am a still life."

Escaping a desert island

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

Tommy Cooper

Ostrich TV.

'According to this list, this list is ranked #4 on the greatest lists of all time.'

'If we lose the malpractice lawsuit, we can always sell it to the Bloopers Channel.'

'I'm no Einstein, but I play one on TV!'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Ronni Ancona.

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

Banana Ballet

"Stop saying 'fire bad' — it's the sun!"

What's that? It's my second published book. It's called "The Official Biography of Rudy Park, the Loser Who Allegedly Works at my Local Caf

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

"This i why I always dress in bright colors."

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

Die-hard soccer moms.

Soccer Fans.