Sports Megafan Gifts

"$45 for science class, $34 for math, $64 for art class and $87 for English!?! What the heck does my tax money pay for?"

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Raheem Sterling

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Spring Training

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

350 Feet.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Cricket Accidents.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Ball as water-melon.

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...