Tv History Enthusiast Gifts

Walter Cronkite.

Before the Internet

Cord cutter

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'I expect 'Sesame Street has seen some new developments since I was your age?'

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Munster Island.

Pamela Anderson Ward.

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

Please be patient. There is nothing wrong with your set.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'Extraordinary! Apparently primitive cave people did say 'yabba dabba doo'.'

Then and Now.

'I was just telling them that used to be a TV show called 'Father Knows Best'.'

'Future shock, ech? Tell you what — I'm going to put you on'Mr. Ed' reruns.'

"I knew it. All Shemp episodes."

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

"Great, another Friday night watching 'Antiques Roadshow' with him... My life stinks."

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"