Television History Fan Gifts

Before the Internet

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Cord cutter

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Maypole

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

'I expect 'Sesame Street has seen some new developments since I was your age?'

Cuban vaccine exceeds 92 effectiveness

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

The Race to Ukraine

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

'Is it organic?'

"Did we get the line item veto?"

Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev: "At the...conference, four of my colleagues were standing side by side. Kiosk weighed 140 pounds..."

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

'Morcambe and Wise.'

The Conservatives will be pulling the strings...

'What do you mean you're not drunk? That's the calculator!'

Elderly Tarzan...

Zues throwing lightning bolts with gun!