Television History Fan Gifts

Before the Internet

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Cord cutter

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Charlotte Rampling

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Maypole

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

'I expect 'Sesame Street has seen some new developments since I was your age?'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

Cuban vaccine exceeds 92 effectiveness

The Race to Ukraine

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

'Is it organic?'

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

"Did we get the line item veto?"

June Brown

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev: "At the...conference, four of my colleagues were standing side by side. Kiosk weighed 140 pounds..."

'Morcambe and Wise.'

The Conservatives will be pulling the strings...

'What do you mean you're not drunk? That's the calculator!'

'The guy without the tail? Call himself Adam.'