Tv History Aficionado Gifts

Today, we fondly remember the days when there was more on TV than crap nostalgia shows.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Joan Hickson

Before the Internet

Cord cutter

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'I expect 'Sesame Street has seen some new developments since I was your age?'

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Munster Island.

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

The Walking Fred

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Bob had misfortune of being haunted by the three Stooges.

'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'

'Extraordinary! Apparently primitive cave people did say 'yabba dabba doo'.'

"I'm sorry... I don't speak Welsh."

Then and Now.

'Future shock, ech? Tell you what — I'm going to put you on'Mr. Ed' reruns.'

'I was just telling them that used to be a TV show called 'Father Knows Best'.'

'Hello Cynthia, it's me...I thought I'd phone for a natter, Gerald's fallen asleep in front of the TV...trying to program the video.'

"Great, another Friday night watching 'Antiques Roadshow' with him... My life stinks."

"I knew it. All Shemp episodes."