Historical Tv Lovers Gifts

Before the Internet

Cord cutter

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

TV jester.

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

The Old Time Television Channel

"What would you like to watch again?"

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

Tsars in their eyes.

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

The Moe Howard Installation

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

'Good evening. I am an onscreen announcer, so you must have time-travelled back to 1956.'

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

Please be patient. There is nothing wrong with your set.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'The following program was made possible by remixing a bunch of OTHER programs....'

Bob had misfortune of being haunted by the three Stooges.

'You want me to be more like I was when we were first married? OK, I'll put away the remote and change it manually.'

'Extraordinary! Apparently primitive cave people did say 'yabba dabba doo'.'

"Still pretty liberal."

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