Historical Tv Lovers Gifts

Downton Abbey

Before the Internet

Cord cutter

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

TV jester.

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

The Old Time Television Channel

"What would you like to watch again?"

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

Tsars in their eyes.

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

You probably perfected your ability to mete out justice by watching "Perry Mason" as a kid. Personally, I perfected my ability to lie by watching "Leave It To Beaver."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

George Baker

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

The Moe Howard Installation

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

'Good evening. I am an onscreen announcer, so you must have time-travelled back to 1956.'

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

Please be patient. There is nothing wrong with your set.

Here lies Andy Griffith, Just Plum Wore Out.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"Let's just say things don't look good for you, Kimosabe!"

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

'The following program was made possible by remixing a bunch of OTHER programs....'

"We didn't have telly in wartime, we had to make our own violence."

Bob had misfortune of being haunted by the three Stooges.

"Still pretty liberal."

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