Tv History Buff Gifts

Caricature of Bruce Forsythe

Bob Crane

'I think I liked it better back when there were only three networks insulting our intelligence.'

'Daddy. When does gratuitous sex and violence start?'

"That's that old game show, 'I've Got a Secret'."

Cord cutter

Before the Internet

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"I'll never forget you."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'I expect 'Sesame Street has seen some new developments since I was your age?'

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

People often have us confused with investment bankers. We loot and plunder, leaving a mess wherever we go, and when there are complaints we claim endangered species status.

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

Lorne Greene

It's academic

The corona ranger

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Vannamania

New Course At The New School

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

Pamela Anderson Ward.

'I told him not to touch that dial.'

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."

TV Zoo Trivia

Miami Vice

"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage."