Tv History Enthusiast Pillows

Walter Cronkite.

Before the Internet

Cord cutter

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'I expect 'Sesame Street has seen some new developments since I was your age?'

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

John Laurie

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

You probably perfected your ability to mete out justice by watching "Perry Mason" as a kid. Personally, I perfected my ability to lie by watching "Leave It To Beaver."

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

Munster Island.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Lorne Greene

Joan Collins

Pamela Anderson Ward.

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'

Please be patient. There is nothing wrong with your set.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Here lies Andy Griffith, Just Plum Wore Out.

'Extraordinary! Apparently primitive cave people did say 'yabba dabba doo'.'

Downton Abbey

The new 'LONE' Ranger. . .

Then and Now.

'Future shock, ech? Tell you what — I'm going to put you on'Mr. Ed' reruns.'

'I was just telling them that used to be a TV show called 'Father Knows Best'.'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! "Star Trek Beyond." I read that the new film's going to honor the original series' 50th anniversary by including shoulder pads in the uniforms. Can you believe that? Everyone knows the original series didn't have shoulder pads. Next Generation had the shoulder pads. Next caller. Am I right to worry that Star Trek may not be in the best hands?

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

"I knew it. All Shemp episodes."

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

"Great, another Friday night watching 'Antiques Roadshow' with him... My life stinks."