Tv Finance Geek Gifts

'My guests today on 'Wall Street Week' are all bulls.'

The day the stock market went UP.

Great Chinese Dynasties

Mario Draghi

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

Early Colour TV

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

The Shrinking Dollar.

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

"He'll do anything to say in power."

Shareholders Meeting: 'Mr Kenny will now take friendly fire from the audience.'

'The bad news is that we lost a lot of money last quarter... The good news is that it was a record.'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

Standard & Poor

"Comparing our salaries with the workers' salaries makes me cry...with laughter!"

"One question, what's a share option?"

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"Post holiday sales look similar to the crater that killed the dinosaurs."

I brake for federal bailouts.

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

Euro Bait

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'