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'My guests today on 'Wall Street Week' are all bulls.'

The day the stock market went UP.

Great Chinese Dynasties

Mario Draghi

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

The Shrinking Dollar.

Early Colour TV

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

"He'll do anything to say in power."

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

Shareholders Meeting: 'Mr Kenny will now take friendly fire from the audience.'

'The bad news is that we lost a lot of money last quarter... The good news is that it was a record.'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

Standard & Poor

"Comparing our salaries with the workers' salaries makes me cry...with laughter!"

"One question, what's a share option?"

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Post holiday sales look similar to the crater that killed the dinosaurs."

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

I brake for federal bailouts.

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

"I was sent on a fact finding mission. Now I'm accused of insider trading!"

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

Mr. Dow meeting Mr. Jones